A sport competed in by girls who think they are way too good for anybody else. They are always short and chunky with little to nothing in the bust area. They can do all these crazy tricks that nobody else can do, but they do it with so little grace it hardly looks good. They go past lovely lines and turn them to look like shit. They can't dance, even though they say they 'dance' in their routines. The lines the make are harsh and ugly. The gymnasts usual compare their sport to ballet, saying it is twice as hard when in reality ballet is harder, better and more beautiful, and also requires more grace, beauty, passion, dedication, disciplin, etc. To be a ballerina, you need an EXACT body shape, you must be skinny and strong, but not show too much muscle in your legs, you must be able to put up with immense amounts of pain, you must be flexible and have extreme turnout, and you need to be able to pull everything off while fooling anybody watching into thinking it is a piece of cake. To be a gymnast, you just need to have started from a young age.
Friend 1: God gymnastics is ugly.
Friend 2: I know. Isn't ballet just so much prettier and better?
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