Person#2 Dude, I've seen better set, sound, costumes, and lighting in my bathroom.
Person#1 Well, you are just jealous, I auditioned two monologues and two sogns to get in! It's Prestigious!
Person#2 Well it consists of 11 year olds sitting on sets where the audience must "use their imagination" after paying 10 bucks to get in.
Person#1 but but... We have costumes!
Person#2 Notice how you paid a costume fee for clothes YOU BROUGHT FROM HOME.
Person#1 well shit, I'm a dumbass...
Person#2 The truth hurts...