Extremely drunk
Jack was so wonky last night! Did you see him try to get off with that tree?
av Grottyface 11 november 2014
A feeling of feeling weird, feeling off, almost delirious...
"Everything in my reality was weird, I was definitely feeling wonky"
av Just Sarah76 31 mars 2014
The after feeling one gets after smoking weed. It is essentially a high hangover.
This weed will have me feeling wonky for days.
av Lilpistolstarter 23 augusti 2013
fucking....fucked up.
dude, that chick is so wonky!

why man?

dude. SHE HAS FREAKING BLUE WAFFLE.
av bluewaffle12345yu 16 augusti 2010
adjective: flaccid. limp, of a penis.

when yo jonky is not doin its thang right, its wonky.
i was gonna hit this nice m&m sesh with that trick monica, but then monique walked in and mah jonky went all wonky.
av AldeyRAY 23 januari 2010
Wonky (n) - the slight cock eyed, retarded horse like thing you might see on blackpool beach taking obese family members 10 yards down the beach before the 'wonky' collapses. In a sentence - 'Would any of you degenerate, fuckwit chavs like a ride on the wonky'..said mum.'
In a sentence - 'Would any of you degenerate, fuckwit chavs like a ride on the wonky'..said mum.'
av Ben Sutton HK 22 januari 2010
lop-sided
ben- Did you see shelby's eyes?
Patrick- Yeah, they're really wonky.
stupid
av ben patrick 13 januari 2009

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