The act of female masturbation in a bath.
Sophie said she was going to have a bath but I think she's going for a bit of underwater basket weaving.
#wanking #flicking the bean #choking the chicken #spanking the monkey #making the bald man cry
av CKing 5 februari 2013
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fictional college course that is used to mock the typical course load taken by the average Division 1 basketball or football "student-athlete".
Advisor: This semester I'm gonna have you take Basketball Theory 101, Geography 100, College Seminar 101 and Underwater Basket Weaving 101 so we can keep you eligible.
Athlete: I don't know if I can handle all that
Advisor: It's okay, we have individual tutors for each of those classes that will do your homework for you.
#college basketball #hoops #basketball #student-athlete #nba
av quiggler 5 mars 2007
an easy or useless college course, whether real or not
He dismayed that the courses in underwater basket weaving were growing more common every year.
#computers #crib course #drugs #gut course #idioms #jocular #military #sports #students
av The Return of Light Joker 30 november 2010
A term used to specify something completely useless. Something that isn't worth a dime.
"Man, I feel like I just graduated underwater basketweaving!"
"Why don't you go practice your underwater basketweaving!"
#underwater #useless #worthless #futile #dumb #retarded #snifer
av Truero 1 december 2005
Something to write on sweat pants if there is nothing else to, often followed by numbers 1-7 no one knows where this practice comes from however it is largely considered random without cause and just because/ why not?
I don't know what to put on the sweatpants!
me neither!
how about underwater basket weaving then the numbers 1-7?
sounds good buddy
#under #water. basket #weaving #summer #israel
av mchch 8 september 2009
hilarious euphemism for masturbation
too much underwater basket weaving makes my wrist hurt

the interweb is a great tool for practicing underwater basket weaving
#funny #lonely #kiss 107.1 #euphemism #stroking
av studiosecond 14 juni 2007
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