twit (noun)

a foolish person

synonyms: nerd, geek, dork, dweeb, schmuck, putz, goober, plonker, prat, wally

sample usage: Kal Korff is a twit.
av Jirka 24 januari 2007
1. A complete dumbass/fool/retard
2. term for a pregnant fish
1. He's acting like a TWIT agin
2. That TWIT is going to have babies soon
av Beefarino44 20 juli 2005
a fun-lovin' idiot with a three seconds memory; ALSO SEE TASH
(Actual definition from the University of Sydney's Official Dictionary)
Good Morning to you too Twit... for the 34th time today and its only 9:30am... #@^%!!!
av MT 15 september 2003
Past tense form of tweet referring to twitter which valley girls say
I was looking at my twitter ya know, reading like all my past twits
av The twit of all tweeters 14 mars 2011
Teenage Woman In Her Thirties.....twit
a woman, obviously in her 30's, who:

**try to act like a teenager by dressing like them. Stop shopping in the juniors department.

**lingers around the bar for boys who are barely of age to drink cougar

**a woman who is afraid of embracing her age and feels she must stay 17...give or take a few years.

"Dude...look at that twit. She's acting/dressing like she's 21. She's obviously 35. Palm-Face."
av snowsprite 4 februari 2010
The abbreviation of the words "That's what I thought", commonly used to win an argument while greatly frustrating your opponent.
Bob: Were the heck's my money?
Phil: I didn't take it.
Bob: Let me see your pockets!
Phil: *Shows Bob his pockets*
Phil: Twit!
Bob: Arg!!
av AB-Windor 14 september 2009
Teenage Women In Their Thirties.

A woman who avoids serious relationships or parenthood so she can continue to party like a teenager.
Female Co-worker: Ugh...I am so hung-over from last night, but the drinking and the clubbing were crazy fun.

Other Female Co-worker Who Has Kids: You're such a TWIT. Isn't it time to grow up and settle down with a husband?
av SmartyPantsGirl 21 augusti 2009

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