A noun that describes a turd, shit, or any excrement that comes out of one's hole.
I set a herd of turles free into the ocean and my ass is killing me.
av D-Money 6 augusti 2003
A physical phenomenon caused by extremely cold weather in which the penis retracts into to abdominal cavity
I remember standing quarterdeck watch in Newport with the wind howling up Narragansett Bay, ass deep in snow...it made me go turtle.
av harry flashman 15 juli 2003
a person who is unusually naive for their age, usually due to overprotective parents.
Dan is a turtle. He's 16 years old, and he doesn't know the bases yet!
av Joe 11 februari 2003
cool, awesome, neat-o
"Hey, I found a dollar!"
"Omg, that's so turtles!"
#cool #sweet #awesome #neato #check it
av Triangle 11 april 2007
1. A shelled reptile similar to a tortoise
2. To sodomise any person/thing of same or opposite gender

(past tense turtled)
Damn my ass kills, i passed out in an alley and got turtled by a tramp, i'm such a turtle victim
#anal #turtler #gay #sodomy #sex
av Luke 22 maj 2006
turtle is when one person farts, and both of you go under the blankte and who ever can last the longest wins
C:Yo sarah, you wanna play turtle?

Sarah: Hell no man your gas is stanky.
#fart #turtle #green #weed #penis
av Michelle Miltner 30 april 2006
to decribe a small, flacid penis with large testicles. usually used when describing a person one dislikes, or just making fun of an unfortunate man.
He has a turtle. GROSS!!!

Aw man, I thought I got lucky, but he ended having a turtle!

I love turtles. They're so cute.
#penis #miniscule #snapping turtle #dissapointment #shocking
av ste-fan-iii 3 februari 2006
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