Guy 2: How come you are so excited?
Guy 1: Dude. Are you crazy? Now I can give her a snowjob!
Snow Job was a major Olympic Biathlon contender who enlisted for the special training and support privileges that the army gives to Olympic champions. It's been suggested that he got his nickname more from being a con artist than from his primary military specialty on the arctic ski patrol. He is competent with a rifle, and his secondary specialty is as a rifle instructor.
Press: "Hey Tony - why does the President think he's above the law and can do anything he wants to?"
TS: "It's White House policy not to comment on an ongoing investigation."
Press, muttering: "What a Snow Job."