(n.) a single section of bathroom tissue.
"That guy keeps pissing on the floor in our bathroom and leaving his shit tickets in our trash can. Who the fuck does that; takes a shit and throws their disgusting shit tickets in the trash after? That's pretty fucked up."
av Department of Behavioral Hell 23 augusti 2015
Toilet Tissue/Toilet Paper... plain and simple.
I'm going to be in here for a while, we're outta godamn shit tickets
av Dingle Boy 14 augusti 2003
Toilet Paper. Usually the cheap crap that they give you at work.
I had an awful case of Green Apple Quickstep but ran outta Shit Tickets.
av its426 22 oktober 2003
euphemism for toilet paper
Hey man, you're outta shit tickets. How's about runnin' to the store real quick? I can't get up.
av osbo 4 november 2002
one uses to wipe with after going to the bathroom
Did you get the shit tickets because i got to go to the show
av Paula Esquivel 21 november 2007
a piece of toilet paper
"I need to wipe my ass, but I'm all out of shit tickets!"
av Luke Swiderski 7 oktober 2003
Toilet paper, usually single ply but sometimes multi-ply.
I have to go to the store and buy some shit tickets
av Simon Callahan 24 september 2010