Top Definition
to fold, flake out, not get the job dunn
steve didn't show @ practice today, he totally shirked!
av Kwistin 16 mars 2005
to skip a lesson
did you shirk a lesson?
av Anonymous 6 oktober 2003
verb- To shirk, shirking, shirked

1.To borrow or bum an item with great frequency, instead of just buy one's own. Example, cigarettes.

2. To pawn off one's responsibilities.
1. Shirker- Hey bro, let me shirk a cig of you.

Upstanding gentleman of leisure- Fuck no douche, you shirked a whole pack from me last week.

2. Random gentleman- Hey man are you going to take out that trash?

Shirker- Naw man, I'll just shirk it off on the fuckin new guys.
av Gentleman of Leisure 15 november 2012
To Shit and jerk off at the same time.
I cant wait to get home, I've got dvd's and a good shirk waiting.
av Joshua Deladogg 9 september 2011
to worship something other than the most high.
Man that brother on some shirk stuff man stay away from him.
av Sun Rhythms 13 oktober 2004
Smells like shit: Takes it up the ass: Has sex with any type of deer after they have been dead for a week. Has only one tooth:
A shirk is a person Running with a dirt trail behind and kills deer with a coat hanger, and then leaves deer in ditch for a week then rapes its body. Ouch i shirked my knee up. Damn he got shirked up. Damn that dude smells like shirk
av Josh Shirk 10 december 2008
Sarcastic way of saying "sure" or "no".
(1)My boss asked to come to work on my day off. And i was like, SHIRK!

(2)Jamie: Hey young, syce me wit 5 dollaz?
Kathy: SHIRK!
av Bobby L 6 december 2005

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