Top Definition
To be cockslapped by a man with a large penis.
'Shit that teenage mum just got schlonged by that hobo!'
av Maximus Aurelius 28 maj 2009
to get very drunk
to hit someone or thing
to bismark a someone
i got absolutley schlonged last night.
i schlonged that ball a mile
i schlonged that women last night right in the face
av Mat100 7 januari 2009
To be badly beaten
Clinton was schlonged by President Obama in 2008 - Donald Trump
av King_Charlemagne 1 april 2016
To deal one's opponent a crushing defeat. See also "shellacked."
Donald: Hillary got schlonged back in'08, believe me!
av I ain't telling!!! 1 april 2016
when a woman is fucked so good by a big dick she's having trouble walking the next morning
(Brandi) Damn girl, you sure are moving slow this morning.
(johnnie) OMG that guy really schlonged me good last night.
av kennclie 10 april 2016
"TO GET BEAT BADLY, TO LOSE REALLY BADLY"
*HILARY CLINTON GOT SCHLONGED BY BARACK OBAMA IN THE 2008 ELECTION*
av Fearless Fraizer 31 mars 2016
Beaten so bad, that one should be embarrassed. Usually followed by whining about the loss to friends later.
Bob was so stupid last night, he got wasted, picked a fight, and got schlonged. One pop to the nose, and Bob was crying on the ground, what a little bitch.
av Qballified 2 april 2016

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