a person who does things like wear skateboarding shirts but doesnt actually skateboard
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A person who calls himself emo and thinks hes the only emo person in the world. Posers also listen to BVB, and then they obsess about it and then they think they're emo only because they listen to BVB, and not any other punk bands.

Posers also have a habit of labeling themselves and others, and also talk about everybody behind their backs.

Posers also like to "talk shit" about everybody behind their backs but when they are challenged to fight, they pussy out at the very last second for whatever reason. This is why nobody likes posers. So don't pose.
A person obsessing over Black Veil Brides, but then when they are asked what other kinds of music they listen to, they reply with "Justin Beiber" or "Lil' Wayne." Emos don't listen to pop you freaking idiots.

Another example of a poser is a person calling themselves "Emo." One thing about emos, they don't label themselves, but posers wouldn't know.
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sum dumb ass that looks like apunk but does it for fashion.
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jim is such a poser
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dumb fuckheads who think they're grim nekro evil kvlt total darkness, but aren't. example: maniac (mayhem), everyone in finntroll, and for a good rating also avril lavigne.
"fucking poser!"

"i fucking kill your poser-ass"

"euronymous was an uber-poser"
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A poser is someone who dresses a way to fit in a group of kids that they are not. Usually posers talk way to much about a subject such as skateboarding that they arent even good at. There never seen skating but are seen at skateparks just sitting or just riding around not doing any tricks. When i see somebody wearing a Bam shirt or have a Bam board i see them as a poser. Dont wear element or adio, birdhouse, blind, or shorty's.If you wear a pink shirt, face it your gay dont wear pink. If you want to look cool or dress like you know what to wear my suggestions are: 10 DEEP is the shit, dope as fuckkk, Krew, RVCA pronounced as (rooka) if anybody tells you different tell them they're an idiot first then tell them that they're wrong. Acitve is dope i think, lakai, lrg, dgk, matix, nixon, and some Zoo York. You will deffinetly not look like a poser if you wear those brands with some CCS pants or Krew pants. They talk the talk but dont walk the walk. They listen to certain bands or rappers that other people listen to cuz they dont know what to listne to or becuase thats what everybody else listens to.
Poser: Yeah dude i skate i have a pink bam skateboard. My dad built me a box and a quaterpipe.

Cool Guy: Hey im gonna go say hi to shannon and chelsea right now so i'll call you later.

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anybody popular and dosent even know what it actually means!!
hi i am a popular chick iyou are such a poser because you dont hang out with us hahaha...
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someone who can't dance game but tries and fails blatantly
Damn that was shitty when that poser got shot on Bye Bye Bye normal step!
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