When you take a shit, then hours later your asshole starts to itch and you have to go wipe again.
Walter: "Yo man, you seem like something's bothering you."
Hank: "Yeah bro, I'm a little down in the dumps cuz my B-Hole itches so bad."
Walter: "Aww cheer up man, just go take a Mulligan."
Hank: "Word to your mother! I'll be right back!"
av Hizdizzle 15 juni 2011
Top Definition
A Mulligan, in a game, happens when a player gets a second chance to perform a certain move or action; usually due to lack of skill or bitter luck. A "Do-Over". Like getting an "Extra Play" in pinball due to sinking the ball before obtaining an arbitrary amount of points.
If your opening hand in Magic: The Gathering sucks bad; just call "Mulligan", reshuffle, and draw new cards.
av Isaiah Hall 22 februari 2006
when, during intercourse, a mistake is made, and a free do-over is given
When I saw the displeased look on my lady's face when I tried to initiate buttsex, I couldn't help but ask for a mulligan.
av morosen 16 september 2005
When a dating relationship is brutally derailed by submerged emotional issues unknown to either person. If the derailer is allowed a second chance by the derailed, its a Mulligan. Even more so it accompanied by a decent bitch slap.
Wes: Dude, I can't believe all this time I didn't realize I was a sad bastard with ungodly sorrow, projecting my emotional issues on you! Please bitch slap my issues back into my subconscious and give me a Mulligan.

Laura: Fine. Take me to a nice restaurant on Friday night and it'll be fine...SMACK!
av ananym 18 mars 2013
The opposition to calling a shenanigan. If someone believes they have been cheated, mulligan refutes their belief.
Customer: I call shenanigans on my bill. I only spent 25 dollars.
Bartender: Mulligan! I have your tab right here. 200 dollars!!
av ohyahitzfitz 26 december 2012
A man who has a mullet and wears a large cardigan
Look at Garrett over there, he's rocking the mulligan.
av SuperGaz 11 oktober 2011
Adjective

Word that describes a person who talks a lot of shit but don't do nothing about said shit.

Person that makes up a bunch absolutely ridiculous nigger shit that no human could possibly ever believe no matter how blind, retarded or brain dead they are.

A person who is skinny and a punk ass white bitch that talks tough and all kinda shit when his white ass bouta get dropped kicked into space.

-To pull a mulligan
Tim "Yo I'm in the military and I have been to afganistan and killed like a hundred terrorists"
Sally "WTF aren't you like 16 and still in highschool?"
George "Just ignore his shit, he's Mulligan you"

and or "He's such a mulligan"

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av MoistNIgger 2 juli 2016
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