Forget man-eating spiders- moths are the pinnacle of evil scary bugs!
Just imagine a tiny butterfly capable of flying straight down your earhole and driving you crazy, except that moths aren't pretty lil' butterflies at all... they are ugly yet clever little turds who find their way into your room at night and fly around the lampshade, casting a huge shadow on the wall which looks like a demented pigeon, which causes you to soil yourself and go sleep on the couch downstairs. (Which, by the way, is where all the spiders are hiding. But you end up eating them in your sleep anyway so it's not so bad...)
I suppose you could say I have a teeny weeny problem with moths, BUT CAN YOU BLAME ME??? MOTHS ARE PURE EVIL!!!
av The Paradiddle Pro 4 september 2004
irish slang for a girl often used instead of 'bird'
i'm off out with me moth tonight.
av jnb 10 september 2004
A shitty Butterfly.....
"Dave,don't let that shitty butterfly moth in the house."
av Jamie Phillips 3 juli 2006
Stupid flying thing
stupid moth
av John Fru 17 augusti 2003
A Mentally-Challenged Butterfly.
B: Hey look a butterfly!
P: No Berrit, that's a moth.
B: Oh, that's why it's retarded.
P: Good Job.
*Breaks into dance*
av parnaznikamal 18 juni 2010
scary attacking monster! see butterfly
Someone cone rescue me from this mosth in my room! It looks like it's about to attack!
av SMORE 22 april 2004
a lazy bastard, who is laying down in a vague moth like pose.
Raz: "What are u doin?'
Mick: 'Just mothing!'
av frothjohnson 28 april 2007

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