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127.
an awkard manhoe who wants to get in every girls pants, isnt very attractive, and has a bad acne problem.
katelyn:hi
kyle:hi, can i get in your pants
Katelyn:??

kyle:lets makeout
girl: ew, no!
av ksdahfkj 5 januari 2008
144 227
 
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a prude, pimple-pooping, procrastinating, x-box addicted, slow, hopeless, lifeless queer who spends his days going to school, making bad grades, and then going straight home on fridays (like he has anything better to do). He then sits on his cheap ass watching television and lusting unmercefully about celebrities and people that go to his school. He sits in his little "shelter" for many hours at a time, so many that stretch marks have begun to develop on his lower back and hips stretching down to the butt. He eats dinner from 4 o'clock till around 9:30 that night, or, at least, he says he does. But really everyone knows that he fingers himslef in the ass with his toothbrush, and then spies on his brother and then they both go have passionate anal sex and give each other rimjobs in his "playroom". (Kinda spooky huh?) All the exercise this fat tub of shit and lard gets is at school. He cannot bench press his bodyweight (pussy), he cannot power clean his bodyweight (pussy), and worst of all he only squats 60 pounds over his bodyweight which is pathetic (also, pussy). His early maturity gave him an edge in middle school, but, now, other school childrenhave long gone caught him and past him. He will not make the junior varsity basketball team. He will not make the varsity 7-on-7 team, and he sure as HELL won't make varsity football. If he somehow makes varsity for playoffs it will be because he is the backup's backup's backup for deep snapping. Another sorry case of how bad he sucks at life and sports and school. Many girls wonder about him because he hasn't had a girlfriend since the seventh grade. That is pathetic. He is addicted to porn, and would much rather please himself than have a girl do it for him. He is very prude and would probably rather let a boy that he knows touch his penis, than letting a girl touch it. The final moral of the word is don't let your kids play video games and become lazy, non-working, fatass bastards.
"Whoa! Is that kyle I see outside?"
"Why, yes, I believe it is?"
"He never comes outside."
"Well, his dad just got a new toy. It's a projector that projects the imac screen onto the side of the house."
"Oh. What a queer. Now I know why he is 'cumming' outside more often."
"Yea, what a loser."
av GigEMfAggies1213 11 februari 2007
78 171
 
129.
A kyle is when a girl takes a dump below the area of your nostrals and you snort it up through your nose, as she gives you a handjob and sucks on ur butthole.
ThAT chick totally gave me a kyle last night, man she was awsome at it.
av Blazi 29 december 2007
105 203
 
130.
The process whereby one separates good and bad quality items, or women, through active participation.
A form of testing.
In order to ensure accurate results we had to Kyle each candidate.
av Alterpenguin 10 mars 2008
19 121
 
131.
1. a kid who is homosexual and hangs out with boys only.
2. is a momma's boy.
kyle: hey where are all the boys up in this club?
girl: ew get away you homo.
kyle: :(
av lolznot 21 januari 2008
146 251
 
132.
a kyle is an AVA wanna be, usually writing crappy songs that sound just like AVA
Dude, you are such a Kyle.
av Blake Beckner 15 januari 2008
46 151
 
133.
1. Kyle the best character on South Park.
2. Fanfiction KYLE IS HOT
3. I like the name Kahl better.
"Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahl KYLE" - Eric Cartman
"YOU GOD DAMN JEW!"
"YOU BASTARD!"
"I DO NOT CARRY JEW GOLD GOD DAMMIT CARTMAN!"
av Kahl 18 april 2007
103 211