A jewcicle is a frozen Hasid that you can use to amaze your friends, stop traffic, save your place in queues, and just generally to piss off everyone else.
Phred makes a perfect jewcicle. I can leave him at my desk at work and nobody notices my absence.
av Jacques Asse 28 december 2009
A jewish version of a popcicle that has a flavorless ice cube on a stick.
Son, if you don't behave your dessert will be a jewcicle.
av jew cop 69 14 juli 2009