Person who enjoys contradicting ones self.
Son: Mom this pasta taste like shit.

Mom: DON'T YOU FUCKING CURSE *bitch smacks son across face*

Dad: fucking hypocrite bitch.
av marcos p 13 maj 2007
A crap face, who says not to do one thing, then goes off and does it him self.
"Don't touch that saw. it can hurt you. AHHHH!! MY HAND!!"
av Satan 26 juni 2004
Someone who says that they would never do something or never be like someone, yet turns around and does the thing that they say that they will never do.

Someone who says that they can do something but fails to do what they say they can do.

Someone who is a fake.

Someone who tries to live up to standerds that they can not live up to.

Someone who says they hate something but when someone else says they like it, they turn around and say they like it too. (A follower)
A:"I hate wearing the color orange."

B:" is my favorite color."

A:"OMG! Me too, I totally agree."

B:"Your such a hypocrite."
av Lasagna Kangaroo 4 april 2006
One who feigns qualities or morals they do not truthfully possess.
"Why do morons try to tell each-other that hypocrite literally means 'One who does something that he tells other people not to do'? Don't they know how to read a real fucking dictionary?"
av The Dark Lord Penisface 30 december 2005
A person who reprimands others for doing or not doing something, then turns around and does the same thing
Professor Coan tells us to stay in shape, but she's fat as hell. What a hypocrite!
av TheFrost 23 februari 2007
1. A person who expects the rest of the world to live up to her standards but doesn't feel obliged to do the same.

2. A person who condems others actions then turns around and conducts herself in the same manner.
Ex. I can't believe Cassie would be so unfeeling that she would go after Meagan's ex right after they broke up.

But Kelley, you just started dating your boyfriend the same day he broke up with his girlfriend, and a week after you had just slept with yours.

Oh that's different..

No its not , your a hypocrite !!!
av Earthmama 15 augusti 2010
A person given to hypocrisy. It comes from the Middle English ipocrite, derived from Old French, passed down from late Latin hypocrita, from Greek hupocrits, actor, from hupokrnesthai, to play a part, pretend; So all Actors in Hollywood are literally hypocrites, especially the most famous ones. Anyone who pretends to be, do or have something they are not, do not or have not, or who acts like they aren't what they are, don't do what they do, or have what they have, are literal hypocrites.

Hypocracy is the practice of professing beliefs, feelings, or virtues that one does not hold or possess; falseness. It is also an act or instance of such falseness.

Hypocrisy is an expression of agreement that is not supported by real conviction as in paying someone with
lip service dissembling, feigning, pretense, pretence - pretending with intention to deceive, a sort of fraud
crocodile tears - a hypocritical display of sorrow; false or insincere weeping; "the secretaries wept crocodile tears over the manager's dilemma"; "politicians shed crocodile tears over the plight of dead soldiers"
hypocrisy is insincerity by virtue of pretending to have qualities or beliefs that you do not really have as in
insincerity, falseness - the quality of not being open or truthful; deceitful or hypocritical
sanctimoniousness, sanctimony - the quality of being hypocritically devout, smarminess, unctuousness, unction, fulsomeness, oiliness, oleaginousness - smug self-serving earnestness

A hypocrite is usually a selfish, self serving bastard or bitch that has no compunction about their own self-rightness in being, doing or having what they want with utter disregard toward all others.
Famous hypocritical quotes:

I didn't have sex with that woman!
Mission Accomplished!
I love that woman!
I'm innocent your Honor!
The war will soon be over!
I didn't do it!

How do you tell if a human being is a hypocrite? If they are breathing they are one.

What did one hypocrite say to the other hypocrite?

If you would just stop being so hypercritical we could both get along.

av ALEX S. GABOR 4 september 2006
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