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1: A hovercraft, or air-cushion vehicle (ACV), is a vehicle or craft that can be supported by a cushion of air ejected downwards against a surface close below it, and can in principle travel over any relatively smooth surface, such as gently sloping land, water, or marshland, while having no substantial contact with it.

2: Something that may, or may not be full of eels.
"My hovercraft is full of eels."
#hover #craft #air-cushion vehicle #acv #aircraft
av Sebastian Viklund Åsberg 25 juni 2006
A Person that has no friends so just stands by you hovering while doing absolutly nothing
Curtis_ Hey Tyler! . .Who's that guy standing beside you?

Tyler_ Ohh He's Just a Hover Craft
#loner #follower #poser #retard #lori
av T Masta H 16 december 2005
Similar to a motorboat, however the key difference is the girl has small breasts. The giver sticks his head over the breasts instead of between the breasts as they are too small.
That girls breasts were too small to motor boat, so I had to hovercraft them.
#motorboat #boobs #tits #small boobs #flat chested #fun bags
av Monkeybam 10 september 2011
When you HAVE to use a public bathroom and HAVE to use the stall, but the seats are too disgusting to actually sit on and there's no seat covers so you have to just pull down your pants and hover your butt over the side of the bowl and drop your load in like a hovercraft dropping shipments/torpedoes.
Dude, that toilet was so disgusting, I had to do the hovercraft!

Guy one: Eeeewwwww, this seat is nasty!
Guy two: Just hovercraft it, dude.
#hover #craft #nasty #toilet #poop
av danethebrain 16 januari 2008
to hover over a public toilet for a number two.
You're going to have to hovercraft that porta potty because someone has splatted the seat.
#toilet #porta potty #poop #hovering #dump
av DirtyWaterbury 16 juli 2014
Not touching your ass to the toilet seat when taking a sh*t.
Someboday sprayed mud all over the toilet seat so I had to pull the hovercraft to get rid of my business.
A usually awkward or annoying kid who constantly hovers over or around a person or group of people, who are usually more popular.
Joe: Jenna, Hovercraft at 6 0'clock!
Jenna: Shit!
Mike: Hi guys, sup?
*inner groans*
#uncool #kid #hover #annoying #craft
av Joe Sabs 3 mars 2007
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