Someone southern, with a body larger than that of a normal sized person, and a brain smaller than even the average person on any given school bus that is shorter than that of a normal sized school bus.
(Nobody smart has ever been called a hoss, it is not a compliment).
Strong Mad @ www.homestarrunner.com is the perfect hoss.
Absolutely the best thing to ever grace mankind. A ladies man to say the least, he frequently refers to females as bitches and gets away with it. The funniest friend in any group, and the person who everyone wants to be around. He is THE shit.
That guy was even more amazing than the second coming of christ...that was HOSS.