gum
An extremely vile and artificial substance that trashy slobs blindly ingest despite a lack of knowledge as to what gum contains. But perhaps the worst thing about gum is that the most religious gum chewers are the least able to chew like people. Instead, they must force decent people to listen to the moist sound caused by disgusting amounts of saliva that gum generates. These sounds are similar to that of a cow chewing it's cud, but this analogy may be imperfect because no sound will ever be as vile as the sound made when people chew gum.
What is in gum anyway?
Gum is the most disgusting substance known to man.
av badgerman5566 5 maj 2011
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gum
something you chew on when your bored in class
i've been chewing 3 pieces of gum for the past 4 periods
av gemini18 15 november 2007
gum
High School Currency
Got any chewing gum?
av Cady Herrington 24 januari 2011
gum
Good thing that people chew. Comes in various flavors and is rubber like.
I was chewing gum yesterday.
av Ehyharasz 25 september 2009
gum
A classic physical gag in which one reveals a portion of their stretched scrotal skin with the misrepresentation of it being a piece of chewed "gum."
Brian asked me if I wanted a piece of "gum" last night. I can't believe I fell for that trick again.
av sour-puss 13 juni 2007
gum
a bachelor's toothbrush.
Ricky, who was already late to work, popped some Dentyne gum to cover up last night's halitosis.
av Matt (dojo master) 15 oktober 2012
clothes, outfits.
Man you need to move out your mums and get you some nu gums
av qleyo 22 juli 2003
Gum
Over the course of the past few years, people have come to consolidate words in accordance to the green movement, and stricter school rules prohibiting homophobic language. So the words "gay" and "bum" have been combined into the ultimate beat down - "gum".
(inside the school hallway)
Kid: Look at that kid wearing the rainbow shoes, what a "gum"!
(teachers pass by)
Teacher: Yes those shoes do look like a niece piece of gum.
av jewcyfruit 31 mars 2009

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