gum
An extremely vile and artificial substance that trashy slobs blindly ingest despite a lack of knowledge as to what gum contains. But perhaps the worst thing about gum is that the most religious gum chewers are the least able to chew like people. Instead, they must force decent people to listen to the moist sound caused by disgusting amounts of saliva that gum generates. These sounds are similar to that of a cow chewing it's cud, but this analogy may be imperfect because no sound will ever be as vile as the sound made when people chew gum.
What is in gum anyway?
Gum is the most disgusting substance known to man.
#gum #chem #nasty #vile #gross
av badgerman5566 5 maj 2011
Top Definition
gum
something you chew on when your bored in class
i've been chewing 3 pieces of gum for the past 4 periods
#i #love #all #kinds #of #gum
av gemini18 15 november 2007
gum
High School Currency
Got any chewing gum?
#chewing #starburst #orbit #trident #dirty mouth
av Cady Herrington 24 januari 2011
gum
Good thing that people chew. Comes in various flavors and is rubber like.
I was chewing gum yesterday.
#chewing #gum #good #tasty #rubber
av Ehyharasz 25 september 2009
gum
A classic physical gag in which one reveals a portion of their stretched scrotal skin with the misrepresentation of it being a piece of chewed "gum."
Brian asked me if I wanted a piece of "gum" last night. I can't believe I fell for that trick again.
#scrotum #nutsack #bubble gum #gum #balls #nuts #gag #stretched
av sour-puss 13 juni 2007
gum
a bachelor's toothbrush.
Ricky, who was already late to work, popped some Dentyne gum to cover up last night's halitosis.
#gum #bachelor #toothbrush #tooth #teeth
av Matt (dojo master) 15 oktober 2012
a ugly man who cant score, but touches women without their permission (he usually with large gums)
here comes gums, watch your woman
#ugly #weird #sleeze #gimp #chump
av Beefdogg 29 mars 2006
gum
to mess things up or mess up a situation
"she'll only gum it for us"
#mess up #screw up #ignorant #sticky #screw around
av ja_me_kah 13 juni 2007
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