Someone who supports a team who plays "beautiful football" but never actually wins anything.
That gooner in the Arsenal jersey may as well be French!
av arsenalsucks 4 september 2011
Refers to female girls/woman who are strangely addicted to men who wear facial hair. (beards, mustache, fu-manchu, etc;). Most of which female gender girls/women are more often then not name Sabrina, Shelly, or Yvonne.

Someone who is extremely weird is known as a "Gooner"
Hey, that girl is a Gooner because she is obssesed with Brian Wilson's beard
av vfamousforlife 30 juni 2011
Someone that acts like a fool.
Trevor is a gooner.
av zackd42 11 december 2008
the state of being more "goon" or "G acting" than another person place or thing.
jill is gooner than brian.
av football junkie 7 juni 2009
A girl or guy that is has slept with so many people they are incapable of remembering what the name of the last person with was.

Name for a girl who has fucked more people then she can count on her fingers and toes.

Also a nick-name for a prostitute in 17th century England.
"Hey Johny what was the name of that chick you banged last night?"
"Um, dude I think it was like Tonya or it was Lana... oh shit dude I can't remember."
"John you are such a fucking gooner!"
"Layla is such a gooner!"
"Any of you chaps up for a round with a gooner tonight?"
av BloodxxofxxthexxPhoenix 5 november 2007
there is a gooner stuck in the dunny
av Anonymous 20 oktober 2003
An individual who does "goonish" things or act extremely ignorant. Also used to greet a fellow "goon"

Why you acting all gooner on me?

lol how gooneris Ron Artest?
av DevinWillson 14 maj 2009

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