to glump (v.) the act of rolling a person on roller skates back and forth to anally penetrate them. 2007, from "glide and bump"
forms:
to glump
glumped
glumping
glumper
"dude you shoulda seen the chick i glumped down at the roller-disco"
#blumpkin #sexual terms #anal #roller skates #penetration
av bmanc900 4 augusti 2007
A term used for random shapeless objects in your fridge which you would rather not deifine....
Me: hahahah that glump was your dinner 3 days ago?
Her: yeah... dont remind me....
#shit #sick #food #random #dinner #cabbage
av Malkavoru 24 oktober 2005
A. Related to "Gulp," Glump is the sound a large animal makes when swallowing any medium-large sized object. onomatopoeia
B. The sound you make when you aggressively swallow something. onomatopoeia
A. "Holy hell dude, that Elephant just glumped your couch!"

B. "She yelled at me for not giving her back her necklace, so I glumped it instead."
av Coiked 13 april 2004
to feel sluggish, depressed, or like a piece of crap.
I just felt like a stupid, old glump!
#glump #stupid #sluggish #ugly #fat
av pich-u-mony 10 juni 2009
Taking a gynormous crap in one piece.
"Glump!" said the poo.

Will took a huge glump in Marc's house.
#glump cakes #glumpy dog #glumpsational #forrest glump #glump burger #mcglumps #glump king cole #glumpie's #glumpapples #glumpfuzz #fuzzy glumps #grandpa glumplekins #brown kid
av Glumpfur 21 januari 2006
the default posture of a teenager.
he/she/it/ Glumps, he/she/it is a Glumper.
#the #default #posture #of #a
av bread infection 7 november 2005
means lieing so could many words but this wan does so fuk off
your mums got bigger baws than ur da's
that wee guy at 5 has mare pubes than a guy at 40
av danny kent 14 januari 2004
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