Something faster than paper mail and slower than IM. Has a 56% chance of making you cry inside.
"What's that, email? You want to help me enlarge my penis? But... I'm female..." (Sobbing ensues.)
av Biting Fish 21 mars 2010
1. A way to send your mail 100 times faster than the postman

2. The United States Postal Service's WORST enemy
1. Jill: Ugh, how will I get these pictures of my wedding to my grandma in California in time? I know, I'll e-mail them to her and get them there in 2 minutes!

2. US postal worker: Hey, Jack, what you got there?

Jack: Oh, nothing. Just an order form I need to mail to
Victoria's secret to get my wife some new panties.

US postal worker: I'll take that.

Jack: On second thought, I think I'll just e-mail it to the
office in New York. It'll probably get there faster.

US postal worker: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
av Mz_Brown1997 2 april 2010
A way to lie in someones face, and not be called a lier, a delayed action lie.
I really would like to see you again, give me your email address.
av benthere 18 december 2011
Electronic service which clogs your browser tabs with countless Facebook messages each and every day.
- Damnit, my e-mail's been running hot with all these junk Facebook messages today.
av Kickoffer 20 september 2007
Electronic mail, often abbreviated to e-mail, email, or simply mail, is a store-and-forward method of writing, sending, receiving and saving messages over electronic communication systems. The term "email" (as a noun or verb) applies to the Internet email system based on the Simple Mail Transfer Protocol, to network systems based on other protocols and to various mainframe, minicomputer or intranet systems allowing users within one organization to send messages to each other in support of workgroup collaboration. Intranet systems may be based on proprietary protocols supported by a particular systems vendor, or on the same protocols used on public networks. Email is often used to deliver bulk unsolicited messages, or "spam", but filter programs exist which can automatically block, quarantine or delete some or most of these, depending on the situation.
I check my email every single day.
av *arizona 10 juli 2008
Someone sending you ecstacy through the mail
Instead of formal transaction of "drug deal" you send your ecstasy pills through the mail naming it email.
av Blacksta 15 december 2009
What is used to sign up for facebook/tumblr/twitter/other social sites.
Please confirm your account with the link we sent to your email.
av Dahlface. 30 september 2011

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