A name given to a person who acts in a manner adverse or inconsistently to the situation at hand or with people present. At that, this person has opened him/herself to the utmost radical degree of criticism. This most likely results in the person killing him/herself. At best, this person abstains from any kind of contact with any person due to the fact that everyone would most likely want to donkey punch him/her.
Alex: Hey guys what's up!
Dito: Nothing much man just chilling having some drinks.
Alex: Can I buy you a pitcher of your choice please? After all you invited me to this bar.
Dito: Hey Bob, come over here. Is this guy gay?
Bob: No man, I'm pretty sure he's just a donk.
Dito: Oh okay, I was about to stick him in the face.
Alex: Hey! thats not ni...
Dito and Bob: SHUT THE FUCK UP PUSSY!
av Ralphi 12 september 2010
meaning to hit someone on the head with somthing
i donked him with a snow ball/put a donk on it
av tyty2010 12 januari 2010
Shortened version of the term "Donkey" when referring to a poor poker player.
"That guy is such a donk -- he bet 10x the big blind with 10-3 offsuit."
av odieodieo 1 september 2009
A musical term descriptive of the noise certain forms music use as main beats, typified by the song "Put a Donk on It" by the Blackout Crew. "Donk" is also a genre of music, generally bouncy or happy techno.
"You know what you wanna do with that, like? Put a bangin' donk on it."
av sacklunch 4 augusti 2008
The sound a Donkey makes when it has a bucket on its head.
Donkey: DONKKKKKKKK DONK!
av BirdLover637 12 maj 2012
A general term to describe and emphasise any sentence; Used at what ever level of harshness wanted.
How's it goin you donk?...Man you some smelly ass donk!
dude you coming out? no staying in with the missus. eurg man she got you right under the donk, you donking imbecile.
av meurvat 21 november 2010
It means ridiculous and is short for "ridonkulous," but unlike "ridonkulous," saying it won't get you beaten up.
"Yo, this is donk, I was only a minute over my parking meter and I got a ticket!"

"That shit last night was donk, I talked to my shins for three hours"
av idiomaddict 5 januari 2010

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