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1.
An alcoholic and/or partier.
Lindsey-"Henry got completely shit faced over the weekend,just like the week before."

Alex-"Yeah,he's a totally crunker."
av cock-a-doolittle. 8 september 2008
 
2.
A drinking game of Checkers w/ shot glasses
We got crunked playin crunkers.
av jessizzle 13 december 2004
 
3.
Contrary to the definition surroudning, the word "crunker" is a comparative. Used in the phrase, "He's a totally crunker," crunker is a comparitive meant to indicate that he is in fact a more-alchoholic person than someone else. A noun needs to be placed after the word crunker to create a comparison, especially with totally modifying the comparitive.

Alternatively, if totally is replaced with total, it is a superlative, and is completely acceptable.
He's totally crunker than she is.

He's a totally crunker partier than she is.

He's a total crunker.
av dolarrah 27 april 2010