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1.
n. being too stoned to get off of the couch
see: couchlocky
That ganj had us in couchlock for 4 hours.
av cheryl-renee 3 mars 2005
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2.
When you get so incredibly stoned that you actually become a part of the couch. It becomes impossible to move. Usually followed by playing grand theft auto, eating $20 worth of taco bell, singing the entire national anthem, getting lost for 2 hours in the Wal-mart parkinglot, stealing traffic cones and wearing them as hats, smoking another joint, listening to aqueous transmission by Incubus, eating a whole bag of doritos, drinking 5 gallons of kool-aid, and finally trying to watch all of Half Baked with out passing out.
Man that green is the bomb...I was couchlocked for like 4 hours. Got any more???
av Pot-Head 30 augusti 2006
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3.
Being so stoned that you can do nothing but sit on the couch laughing at stoner movies.
"Hey man, we're going to the store to get some munchies, you coming?"
"Huh?"
"Ha, don't even try it, man, he's got couch lock."
av Haddock 27 maj 2005
202 38
 
4.
When you get a really strong body high and cannot get up off the couch, usually obtained when smoking indica weed.
"I smoked me some romulan last night and got a severe case of the couchlock"
av tony acuna's mom 21 februari 2008
225 72
 
5.
(n.) The state of being so high that you can't get off of your couch; being unable to move/speak/stand.
Joe: "You awake, Pat?"

Pat: "..."

Joe: "Yeah, he's couch locked."
av Patlacker 25 maj 2010
86 20
 
6.
unable to move, in a fixed postion.
After the last session we were all couchlocked.
av TJ 13 februari 2004
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7.
When you do not have the strength to get out of your seat, at all, or just do not have the will to.
I've been couchlocked looking at T2B at 2betrayals.proboards23.com
av BringMeCloser 20 april 2005
45 146