A institution of higher learning where the teachers notes are faulty and the textbook questions are unexplained.
If you call someone a "nigger" in college that's offensive, but if some nasty dolt calls you a "faggot" then that's o.k.
#public education #university #death #random #clown school
av razzamatazibizzle 7 mars 2014
A place that destroys your self confidence and the ability to trust yourself with simple tasks and gives a new lease on the phrase literally addicted to a TV series
I thought I was bettering myself when I went to college but it turned out to be my down fall.
#higher education #university #waste of 4 years #self destruction #simple tasks
av physicssucks 7 november 2014
Where good girls go bad and bad girls get worse.
I went to college and am still a virgin. #saidnoone
#sluts #party #school #wild #drinking
av College Genius 24 mars 2013
A tertiary level institution where it is possible to obtain one or more or quite possibly non of the following,depending on where you go and who you are:

1. An STD
2. Liberal indoctrination
3. Free or heavily subsidized beer (parties)
4. An Education usually in the form of a degree or certificate.

College is usually referred to as University in most countries outside of the U.S.A but is its equivalent except in the UK and Ireland where College refers to pre-university or A-level education.
Me went to "college" where me get edumucation and now me smart.
#college #university #std #liberal education #certificate
av Groudie 1 september 2011
A place that I want to go to get a degree, but at the same time, I want to say "fuck you!" to my family by not going.
Mother: GO TO COLLEGE! DON'T THROW YOUR LIFE AWAY!
Son: Fuck no! I ain't going to college.
10 years later, son is a world-famous rockstar while the mom is sobbing in her grave.
#college #confusion #fuck you #mother #son
av MetalHead16 29 januari 2011
A complete waste of time and money. You are brainwashed to believe that this is the only way to get into a good paying job to succeed, as well as making your family proud.
college sucks.
#bullshit #school #college #university #boring #parties #raped #fraternities
av xacolmah 10 december 2014
another word for saying something or someone is innovative with scarce resources, for instance when someone is in college and has absolutely no money.
kevin: "i ran out of laundry detergent, so i've been using handsoap."
jane: "that's so college.."
#innovative #cheap #creative #inexpensive #witty.
av Ramona Frank 3 maj 2009
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