The hard snow and ice mixture that attaches itself behind the tires of a car.
After driving through a snow storm a huge clinker formed behind my tire and I couldn't kick it off.
av ataraxis 5 juli 2009
A fucked up occurance brought about by complete and utter incompentence in organizing or otherwise administrating simple every-day situations.
"Stephen pulled a Clinker: he bought a sandwich with his VISA card ten years ago and now has $75,978.34 in credit card debt...no, he didn't buy anything else, just the sandwich"

av Mr. Shwizzle 7 januari 2009
(n) 1. The incombustible residue, fused into an irregular lump, that remains after the combustion of coal.
2. A partially vitrified brick or a mass of bricks fused together.
3. An extremely hard burned brick.
4. Vitrified matter expelled by a volcano.
5. Slang.
A sour note in a musical performance: hit a clinker.
A mistake; a blunder.
Something of inferior quality; a conspicuous failure: a clinker of a show.
6. Chiefly British. Something admirable or first-rate.
Ouch! I just got hit in the head with a clinker!
av Fatguyinalittlecoat 2 december 2004
A guy who rants on Urban dictionary because he is the actual sad pathetic little bastard. Uncultured and Uneducated and obviously doesn't know the difference between Geek and Nerd. Amazingly prejudice, ignorant and arrogant. Either is stupid and rubbish and so trashes people who are better or gets teased and doesn't know how to ignore and embrace it. The former is much more likely.
Clinker rants about nerds and japanese people when he is ill informed
av ClinkerIsSad 1 juni 2010
the scratchings on my arse
i wipe the clinkers on my underpants to clean my bum
av mike briggs 13 juli 2003
a chocolate coated candy treat for inserting in one's anus so that they may derive sexual pleasure
ooooh mumma! i couldn't get my self off prior to the invention of the clinker *THANK YOU PASCALLS*
av spencer7 6 juni 2003
One who collects clams
Clam collector
av Bob 14 mars 2004

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