A slang word that stands for "A man's gotta feed his family sometimes".
"Nah, I can't buy a G. Ya'know; CHURCH."
av DogggieThizzle 21 maj 2010
To be dishonest. To misrepresent an idea as the truth.
"Did you hear? Jimmy got arrested last night for tax fraud."
"Oh man. That's church, yo."
av theprequel 2 oktober 2013
A building that serves no purpose. Christ wasn't in church all the time.
God, here goes my money to the church.
av bradnom 14 november 2011
A word used to describe smoking weed usually in the presence of an adult.
Bob: Did you go to church yesterday?
Sally: Yeah, at Fred's house.
av Cheesecakexox 19 december 2010
1) a building designated for those (aka Christians) who are following the rules.
2) a place where Christians gather together in the name of euphoria, sing-a-longs, dress up, etc, in order to feel good about one's self.
3) a cult, view, religion, ideology, sect, etc.
1)If you are in a building where people listen to you and accept who you are as a person despite the circumstances, its not church, its an AA Meeting.
av Dave The Symphony 20 april 2011
A place where crazy, stupid people go to listen to some old child molester talk about myths found in a fiction book called the bible.
Wow, your weird. You actually go to church?
av yourmom666- 21 december 2011
Another word for 'bad'. Can only be used in football/soccer context.
"That was a such a church pass"

"Wow, I have never seen such a church decision from a referee in my life"

"He always does church shots"
av thegrizzelybear 10 december 2011

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