someones head
ill split ya cabbage
av the autonomous heartbeat 29 maj 2009
Best used to describe an individual who has just acted like a spastic or retard, in a moment of complete mental decomposition, or comedic purposes.

A moment of social ineptitude would also qualify for you to call someone a cabbage.
*Matt walks into door*

John; Matt, you fucking cabbage!
av CompulsiveDribbler304 8 april 2011
money, cash, dough, or dollars
yo dawg you got the cabbage?
av chasedadcaptainds 3 april 2008
One who is all head (thinks and talks too much) and no ass (the ass to back it up)
That punk's got no ass. He's a cabbage.
av imonkey 24 november 2006
Used to describe a person who commits foolish acts, more stupid than a muppet but just short of being a mong.
Shaun, you had better sell that motorbike because your riding like a cabbage.
av non giron 1 oktober 2012
to cabbage (v): to be in a state of frustration and/or bitterness about situations; often used under negative connotations.
man, that guy was being such a cabbage
av pootytang112 27 april 2009
Term used in the North-West of England for very poor quality marijuana, similar to orange bud.
Friend:"Got a fat bag on tick, can i come yours?"
Me: "Yeah sweet mate"

Friend turns up with shrapnel filled dark bud

collective groan as its opened because of the lovely smell of sweaty socks

Friend: "Thats fucking horrible Cabbage that"
Me: "Smoke it anyway haha?"

jiggas is jiggas
av cockmeatsandwedge 11 februari 2012

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