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1.
a small turd; alternately a hemroid
I thought I could go, but all I managed was a little ass grape.

After accidentally drinking the whole bottle of Kaopectate, I gave myself an ass grape trying to crap.
av Bad Billy 26 november 2003
 
2.
hemorrhoids
If you push too hard, you might pop ass grapes. Therefore; you should maintain a diet high in fibre.
av cherry_bomb 18 september 2008
 
3.
toilet paper that has been left behind while wippeing the ass and have harded.
av MP 28 februari 2003
 
4.
hemorohoids
my hemmorids are so bad, it looks like someone pasted grapes to my bung hole
av annemarie 17 januari 2003