A hardscrabble, desolate, windswept dump masquerading as a state. It is populated by uncouth, uneducated, oafish, doltish, unfashionable, unattractive, not particularly friendly and often quite frightening cretins. I unconditionally guarantee you that you have never seen so many squalid trailer parks or filthy pickup trucks. It is cold and the roads, which invariably feature potholes the size of Utah every two feet, are ice covered and dangerous for many months out of the year. This inhospitable place is as tough on tires and cars as it is on its sad, marginalized residents. There are "ground blizzards" which often make the already ridiculously faded lines marking the road lanes impossible to distinguish. There is only one university in the state - though tiny Wyoming Catholic College did open last year, making two institutions where one might pursue an academic degree higher than the Associate of Pipeline Welding. Meth use plagues the already traumatized populace, lending an ugly, menacing aura to many Wyomingites.
You will find them (men, women and children alike) to be an incredibly foul-mouthed lot. It is one of only two states in the U.S. with no gay bar. There are three malls in the state - in Cheyenne, Casper and Rock Springs. They are little more than glorified WalMarts, however. You will find no Saks Fifth Avenue, Lord & Taylor, Neiman Marcus, or even a Pottery Barn, be assured. Tattoos abound. Bookstores don't. Bad teeth do, along with stringy hair, leathery skin and filthy clothes which look like they were pulled directly from the Salvation Army reject dumpster. Even enduring the morning or nightly news from Cheyenne or Casper is a punishing, depressing experience. Cheyenne's newscast is marginally (but only marginally) better than Casper's K4. One can only imagine where K4 found that silly, dressed-like-an-absolute-buffoon fat blimp guy or that seemingly sweet but frumpy as all hell girl (or the anorexic girl who reports on the weekends). Or who in the hell designed that pathetic 1970s set for the studio. Wyoming is a hard drinking place with far more than its share of trashy, skanky little saloons. That's just about it, though. There is appallingly little of anything else - least of all hope. I recommend reading Annie Proulx's 'Close Range: Wyoming Stories' to get an accurate portrait of Wyoming. It includes eleven short stories. Among these is 'Brokeback Mountain'. You can skip that one if you are a homophobe like most Wyomingites, and just read the other ten (which aren't "gay" or "bi"). The two gay/bi sheep herders in the short story 'Brokeback Mountain' are not even likeable - so it isn't gay "propoganda" for you paranoid types. They are uneducated high school dropouts, one of whom has buck teeth and the other has a strange growth on one eyelid and a fat ass/large hips to boot. Neither is particularly honorable or decent, not that anyone else in the collection is either.
Living in Wyoming is made easier with counseling.
av W. Hollingsworth 17 mars 2008
*Lowest population density per square mile of all 50 states.

*Perhaps the best area for alternative energy production with very high winds being average & an above average number of usable solar hours per day/year.

*Demographics in the Laramie-Casper-Rawlins triangle display Caucasian & Hispanic populations, very few Blacks.

*Great state if we could only keep the yuppies out!
Wyoming is a thinly populated & windy state with extreme seasonal weather, both summer & winter.
av wy0mn 18 april 2007
Some Gigantic black hole out in the middle of nowhere in the United States that sucks the soul and life out of everything that gets too close.
He got too cloe to Wyoming, the idiot!
av SovietViking 18 januari 2004
It is a Lakota word meaning "Dang, it's sure is windy!"
Wake up and find your tepee has gone with the wind... and exclaim "Wyoming!"
av Larry Farr 23 augusti 2004
where vegetarian really means "Bad Hunter"
bad hunters are vegetarians in wyoming
av Lonewolf1337 19 januari 2011
The coolest state ever, where people can walk to stores and other places without being kid napped.

People don't care what music you listen to but the most comonly listened to is rap, hip hop, Heavy metal, and country.
There are really harsh terrible winters and the summer is really hot. Its always windy and its somtimes to windy, but tornados arn't really a problem.
The elavation is more than most populations.
There are a ton of people in Wyoming despite what people say.
There are a ton of horses and cows.
Cowboys are half the population.
Its basicly the best place to live ever ever ever.
av Wyoming Gurl 16 augusti 2009
It's a state out in the middle of nothingness. I'm surprised people actually live here. We have towns with no gas stations, no post offices, one trailor house and a population of 10. Main towns being, Casper and Cheyenne. Powell isn't a major town..I know I live there.
Dude, Wyoming sucks...
av WTF my name is Kaysie... 3 mars 2006
A place in the western united states border by Idaho, Montana,Colorado,Utah,South Dakota, and Nebraska. A place where we hate how most of the rest of the country is. We do have internet and cell phones and almost everyone has those things. No sheep aren't scared in wyoming, raising cattle and sheep do make money though.

Hey I know everything about Wyoming I live in the damn state and its very real.
Lets go get hammered at the forge in lander wyoming
av JosephSimpson89 4 oktober 2011

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