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TLC
Ten inch Long Cock
My girl friend loves my TLC
av THE_BIGMAN 3 april 2009
TLC
Tender Love and Care
That dirtmobile needs some TLC
av Dave 26 april 2003
TLC
A TV network known for low-class reality trash. Formerly stood for "The Learning Channel", but fuck learning, right? After Honey Boo-Boo and the Duggars, the call letters now stand for "Touching Little Children" though the people at TLC say "it doesn't stand for anything".

Boy, have they got THAT right!
"I'm going to watch TLC. I feel the need to feel superior to other people, and watching the lowlife scum on that channel really reminds me that-- although I'm a junkie, a scumbag, and can't hold down a job or be at all decent to other people-- I'm still better off than the worthless pieces of shit on that network."
av Nix Nightbird 24 maj 2015
TLC
1.Tender Loving care
2.Tables ladders and chairs
3.The learning channel(TLC the channel)
4.The love of Christ
Guy 1: I'm going to watch TLC
Guy 2: I love that program.
Guy 1: I love the violence!
Guy 2:When those moms on Toddlers and Tiaras bring that action!
Guy 1:Bruh,I meant WWE TLC
Guy 2: Oh...
av PloofyGoofy 13 december 2014
TLC
Tongue Licking Cock, an undercover reference to a blow job, able to be said in public without being overly obvious
During dinner at her friends' apartment, I told my gf Jeanne I could use some TLC. They thought that was really cute. Just before dessert, we snuck into the bathroom and she gave me a fantastic bj.
av El Aviator 22 maj 2012
tlc
tacos laced with cocaine
dude i was at philipes house and he gave me a taco and it turned out it was a tlc. man i was buzzin for the rest of the day.
av rusty fish-hook 11 juli 2011
TLC
In short, people dumping things, possessions, and or locations they couldn't be bothered to repair or renovate themselves on gullible victims.
Article: Free Trailer! Perfect for Camping! Needs minor TLC.
Your Response: Dump it on some other faggot, bro.
av Vampire_Hunter_D 17 oktober 2010

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