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Smoke weed all day. A step up from swed. Sometimes used with swed.
All I do is swad.

Tommorow i'm just gonna swad.
#smoke #weed #all #every #day #dope #mary #jane #pot #snoop #dre
av thundaaaa 19 januari 2009
A word so badass it doesnt have a definite definition, yet loosely follows the law of vagina; most commonly followed by the adjective "teenie"
1. I'm going to get me some of that teenie swad
2. Man, Fuck you Man!, Your a fucking swad and a half!
3. Oh man, I saw the fattest swad in the world last night.
#twat #pussy #asshole #fag #swyad
av Mike Urso 27 januari 2008
Secretly Wants A Dick
Damn, look at Jenny, she's such a SWAD.

You can tell she's a SWAD because of the way she is...

You know that SWAD Jenny, she gave me a squid-job the other day...
#swad #secretly #wants #a #dick #squid #job
av s-loppy 7 mars 2011
An abbreviation of the word Swadlincote, which is a town in South Derbyshire which is also apart of the surrounding towns/villages include Gresley,Woodville, Newhall, Burton

Swad is the word which used by the inhabitants of the area is commonly used to refer to the town centre
lets go to Swad
#swadlincote #swad #newhall #gresley #town
av back to the future 16 december 2010
An adjective for someone who is so cool, awesome and bro. Swell +rad= swad
It is the ultimate adjective because it is a mixture of swell and rad.
John: Did you see that dude??
Bill: Yeah, I hear he is the most swad in the school!
John:He probably is so cool, you will want to bow down to him, and everyone will want to make sandwiches for him.
#swell #bro #radical #pimp #rad
av jacobjinglemyerjohn 26 april 2011
Abbreviated place name for one of the dirtiest places on the planet - Swadlincote, Derbyshire, England. Surrounding towns/villages etc. include Gresley,Woodville, Newhall,Burton and more tramp-worthy places. Largely populated by inferior mutants and the like, it has a faint smell of musty shit lingering constantly.

Shops in the town centre include: card shops, shops that sell cards and card selling shops.

If you were to travel to Swad, drive through Swad, see a picture of Swad or throw a banana flavoured pie into the unsuspecting face of a man called Fred Swad, you would probably say something along the lines of "what a shithole! i've never smelled anything mustier!".
"oh, let's go Swad!" said Bob.
"err, no." said Fred.
#swad #swadlincote #shit #card shop #newhall #gresley #woodville
av Mr Flintstone 1 maj 2008
Extremely strange or out of the ordinary, but in a good way; as in, a pleasant surprise
Usually you dress like a nerd, but that jacket is way swad.
av Stephanie Westley 23 juni 2005
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