a perverted kid, but i love him. hes the reason i still live where i live now. i love you
God Stephen you make my life hell, but i love you.
av ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh1 8 oktober 2008
A Stephen is someone who will lash out violently at you for no reason. He will proceed to choke you and/or go for the vulcan neck pinch to make you pass out. He will ask you to raise your hand and then tell you that no one cares. Stephens are very egotistical creatures that think they know everything about everything. But then you realize you're right, but they really don't care. They will tell you "Dese nuts" and/or give you the finger. They refute everything you say, no matter what it is. Even if you agree with them. Which just makes you angry. They're mentally insane for the most part, someone not even a mother could love. They piss you off constantly and yet you can't help but love them. They real you in with laughter then they laugh at you. It's a very hate-hate relationship, with a dash of not pure hate sprinkled around. Some of them have drug problems and get turnt on the daily. They drive while too turnt because they are very bad at listening. Be careful if you ever meet a Stephen, you might go crazy yourself.
Jimmy: Hey Stephen! Guess what happened tod--
Stephen: Raise your hand? That's right, cause no one cares!

"Did you see the size of that dent in Stephen's car? He needs to stop driving while turnt!"
av NastyDelicious 26 maj 2014
the guy in accounting
stephen in accounting
av btlss 19 december 2010
Stephen is amazing, fun, crazy, and ridiculous. Most importantly, he is a mad swedish viking. His favorite past time is pillaging.
That village was just stephened!
av Melbert bwahahaha 3 februari 2010
Stephen is a Stupidface.

With perfect blue eyes and attractive boyish looks.

According to Stephen.
Stephen doesn't mind this definition. And believes he always picks the best words.
av jdhsgkjhwegiu 26 september 2010
Someone who doesn't call you back or doesn't call at all. This is from Ke$ha's song "Stephen"
Dude, you went Stephen on me last night.
av Brandy Rayne Horns 28 februari 2010
Another way of saying you shit yourself.
Guy 1: Dude, what's wrong with you?

Guy 2: I just looked at the ugly dude making my starbucks drink and Stephened all over myself.

Guy 1: That's what wandering eyes get you man.
av Looking out man 25 september 2011

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