A judge on Pop Idol and American Idol. He has a strange liking for high trousers and he is disliked because he is honest to stupid crap wannabes who can't sing.
The stupid twat cried after Simon Cowell told him he was a pile of shit.
av psycho bitch 14 mars 2004
Top Definition
verb, to wear one's trousers ridiculously high above the waist
"pull your trousers down you twat, you're doing a simon cowell"
av mikespooner 17 september 2007
A selfish rich bastard who is from Britain but thinks he is American Rips off the TV shows he made in Britain In America Also i heard he wears his trousers to his chin.
av jackiiboii 18 januari 2014
A Cunt.
'That simon cowell, he's such a cunt'

'You're a simon cowell'
av blargh!! 13 december 2009
A judge on American Idol, British Idol, Pop Idol and other idol shows. He is seen wearing the same shirt on every episode and likes to talk shit about people.
Is Simon Cowell pumpin' Paula Abdul??
av rQ_Tek519 20 december 2004
A judge on American Idol who is known for being brutally honest towards contestants. However, little do people know that Mr. Cowell is simply playing a role; he is often considered to be the 'bitchy one' out of the trio which people either love him or hate him for.

Simon is often worshipped by naive tweens for being 'harsh' or 'badass', when in reality he is only a token critic.
Simon Cowell himself even admitted that part of his antics were for sheer publicity reasons, not because he actually cared about giving a proper critique.
av Pragmatic Realist 15 november 2007
A depressed,lonely bastard, who is known well for being a dick to many singers and dancers along with many other talented people and also is on AMERICA IDOLE, a show clearly for fucking 14 year old bitches or extremely fat woman who well believe this defination is what they call HEART BREAKING.
Boy:I just completed guitar hero on extreme for every song!
Simon Cowell:Well I am only going to say this once, I will pay you to stop, now fuck off you little mistake.
av sexybeast1023 20 februari 2011

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