"RBS, or Random Boner Syndrom, is affecting men everywhere. Affects teens, adults, the president, historical figures probably even got it. They have all fallen pray to Random Boner Syndrome. RBS is when your sitting in class, at the work place, or your at the bus stop, and all of a sudden you just get a boner. Sometimes it's not even that boner that gets you, its trying to adjust it in the middle of class. The problem is, when it's limp, if you got it hanging down, then it grows into the tight part of your jeans. Or if you got it propped up onto your leg, and you get a boner, then it goes right up into your belt buckle. And your like, 'God damn it, my boner is going right into my belt buckle...ow!' So the question remains, should we be concerned with RBS? should measure me taken by Homeland Security or Peda to help control the situation? I don't know what either of those will do. Homeland Security would probably try to tap your wiener, and Peda would probably try to give it the right to vote. But all I know, is that RBS is just part of life and it's something that all men have to deal with."

-Vinny Degaetano
"I was once sitting in my science class, during a lecture about how when you mix carbon and hydrogen, it makes hydrocarbons. And then I got a boner RBS. I had a girl sitting right next to me at my table, what am I supposed to do? Do I just adjust it? Well, yeah I could do that, but that's not polite; that's rude. Do you stand up, then you got that boner sitting right there. And your playing with it like, 'Err...I can't adjust my boner!'."

-Vinny Degaetano
av evilchocolatebar73 2 april 2008
Acronym for Random Boner Syndrome. Pretty self explanatory, but it happens when you're just sitting there and randomly get a boner. Usually not spurred by anything.
"Yo man, I was sittin in class one day and got hit with RBS."
"And..."
"Well, the teacher called on me, and I had to go up to the board. Everyone laughed."
"Yeah, that's cause yo wang is small, guy."
av Al 21 april 2004
Random Boner Syndrome. When a male's sexual organ is continuously erect at random times.
Doctor: "Holy Crap! What is that?"

Male: "Sorry, I have RBS."

Doctor: "Whew! It's all good, so do I!"
av Ballin All Day 17 januari 2012
Random Boner Syndrome
Nick often gets boners during math class, which proves that he has RBS.
av swagsarah 24 april 2014
rbs is an acronym for resting bitch face. everyone, usually in the female category, has a resting bitch face. It occurs when the female has no expression or particular thought, such as staring off into space, and gives the look, "I'll murder your first born child if you cross me" and/or several other threats similar. Even if it is the nicest person you know, they can have a bitch face.
Kelly was blankly staring at the teacher, but with her severe rbs she looked like she wanted to rip his throat out.

Jack was waiting in line mindlessly while her friends waited for her a few steps back as she gave a serious rbs and looked close to slapping the shit out of someone
av smashing&dashing 29 augusti 2014
Real Bitch Shit. Kind of like rns which means Real Nigga Shit. Something to say when you're being real. Used mostly on twitter as a hashtag.
I'm not in any way a hoe. #rbs
av arealhoe 16 januari 2012
Raging Butt Sex
Hey, I'm coming over for some crazy RBS.
av Cameron 27 maj 2004

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