An online scamming system - allowing kiddie scripters and hackers everywhere to make tons of money for nothing!
Oh shit man! That dude made a payment and i sent him his item , now he says someone else hijacked his account - end result - lost the item and lost the 200 pound
paypal are asshats
av marscom 26 juni 2005
A boardroom of corporate wankers who divide their overpayed time by:
a) thinking up methods in which to replicate account 'hacking' and fraud so that they can limit, and then charge their indoctrinated customers.
b)Purposely go out of their way to employ a variety of unusually-named extremely unhelpful dumbass fucks.

resist paypal.
"Yo Tyrone, I just earnt a neat £500 via. Paypal"
"Right, so -£10, yeah?"
"what, why?"
"because remeber the rule, NO MATTER HOW MUCH you make through paypal, your account will always be limited, withdrawn from, and then fined"
av paypalcanfuckoff! 12 mars 2009
Child molesters, that like to rape your money. This company is owned by ebay, who are also greedy child molesting bastards.
Hello i am paypal, I am going to molest your children, Hello i am Ebay may i please molest your dead grandparents
av Theknoxy 14 juli 2011
A borderline criminal online payment service owned by eBay that charges exorbitant fees and has numerous traps in their "terms of service" that enables PayPal to freeze your account and seize your funds for whatever possible reason.

PayPal is run by greedy crooks, mobs, thieves and possibly terrorists and has no customer support whatsoever, only a robot that gives automated responses.

Their so-called "protection" is basically: Sure we'll protect you if something happens, we'll just rape you with fees BEFORE something happens. And if something does happen, you will need to file a case, wait six months, pay another fee and we might give you another automated response.

On top of paying eBay fees (listing, final value, reserve, pictures, etc) you are now forced to use PayPal and ONLY PayPal as your sole methode of payment... (and pay another fee that's worst than Western Union).
I sold a few items last week at a profitable margin on eBay but I made $0 because eBay took all the profit in fees. But then I had to pay PayPal fees so I am at a loss. I hope I can salvage my money because PayPal has now put a hold to my account and I will need to pay another fee to have the funds released and another fee to have to withdrawan to my bank account.
av imbored2 21 februari 2010
An online "secure" payment website that leeches off of all payments (especially on eBay), holds the payments for 21 days just to enjoy watching you rip your fucking brains out, and likes to fuck your profit in the ass. This company AND eBay must be taken down.
*Person sells an expensive item on eBay for $2000*

PayPal: Your $2000 is currently being held in a temporary balance.

*21 days later*

PayPal: We're sorry but this transaction is suspected of being fraudulent. Please wait another 21 days for us to investigate your account.

*21 days later*

PayPal: Investigation is complete. We're sorry but we must hold your payment of $2000 just a bit longer because we enjoy pissing you the fuck off. Please wait 6 months for us to further investigate this transaction. Thank you.

*6 months later*

PayPal: Ok fine, we just like toying with you, here's your $1800. That's right, we took $200 of it because we enjoy taking a chunk of your profit. Thank for using PayPal, bitch.
av iPLAYtheSTATION 31 juli 2011
1. Lying, thieving pieces of shit that should not be allowed to litter the world wide web with their sorry, scamming asses; 2. Bernie Madoff and Enron's forgotten shell company; 3. A company that makes the government look honest; 4. A criminal organization that allows a scammer to steal $2000 from you after you sell an item and ship it to the scammer Ebay buyer who then after 30 days files a chargeback. Paypal then takes $2000 from your account while they "investigate" the chargeback. They then, after you send all the proof, declare that they agree with you but the f*cking credit card company has the final descision and won't insure your f*cking sale. They then call your home 4-6 times a day trying to steal the money from you. DON"T USE PAYPAL OR EBAY, THEY WILL STEAL FROM YOU!!!!
Tha' thug just held up tha sto' and Paypal'd they asses fo' real! While he Paypal'd 'em, he apologized for the 'inconvenience' and pistol whipped 'em right up the azz.
a hooker
John #1: her ad on CL said she does full service gfe.

Agent Sakamoto: she's a real paypal. you didn't have to strangle her, though.
av WesleySakamoto 3 november 2008
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