One who lives off of society while simultaneously mocking and hating it.
Jack: Shit dude, it's all burners, hippies, stoners, freaks and fags at this party.

Joey: Yep, nothin but parasites here, dude.
av Jack the Dick 7 mars 2007
A blood sucking vermin that drains strenght from it's host
The British royal family are the worlds most active group of parasites.
av black flag 5 juni 2004
a member of the royal family who lives off the taxpayer whilst giving little in return except for opening a few hospitals and shaking a few hands
give back our money you bloody parasites
av tellitstraight 7 september 2007
some one who sponges everything out of you even your last breath given have the chance
" hey you wanna watchg that jonny c, he ll try take the lot of ya if your not carefull, hes a right parasite"
av legend13 13 april 2010
Any website whose sole purpose is to relieve its visitors of money, promising unfeasably poor services in return, although of course, you don't realise this until you've signed over your grandmother. Examples of parasites include E-Cards sites, Mobile Phone ringtone download sites (Jam**er), the various Outlook smiley plugin sites, microsoft.com.
I downloaded the new Crazy Frog ringtone from some parasite, and now Im having my home reposessed.
av Enot-Bitter 17 januari 2006
Redneck word for binoculars.
That dea man was spying on my meth lab with parasites.
av the tweaker 16 februari 2004
The view while hanging under a parachute canopy
Bob's parasite gave him a great view of the action
av lisa_urban 17 maj 2008

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