Secretly deleting your phone number from a girl's cell phone after you've had sex with her so she can never call you again.
Are you going to call Steve again?

I can't! My stupid phone deleted his contact information. Ah wells, I guess it wasn't meant to be.

Ninja Vanish!
av mrMan83 21 juli 2011
1.Command given to ninja clans ordering them to withdraw from an area quickly, without a trace.
2.A phrase said you want to make a dramatic exit.
Tatsu: NINJA VANISH! *Foot clan retreats*

Dude: Right, I'll see you later then.
Other Dude: NINJA vanish! *runs off*
av Jafar T. D. 1 november 2006
When a guy or girl takes a handful of flour and throws it in their dates face back at their place and runs away while they are blinded
I didn't want to have sex with him so I pulled a ninja vanish and disappeared.
av ElMaestro 26 juni 2011
The art in leaving a campground without a trace of you ever being there.
Grab your stuff, let's ninja vanish.
av shermstyles 10 januari 2014
When a friend goes into hiding never to be seen for a period of time.
Leo: Yo, where'd Don go?

Michael: i think he ninja vanished this weekend.
av mr.ninjavanish 10 februari 2010
When you get a solid fart brewed up, fart into your cupped hand and throw it into your friend's face.

While performing said action, exclaim "Ninja, vanish!!!" in a loud, possibly Asian accented voice. While your victim is blinded by your noxious gift to the face, get the hell out of there like a ninja.
As I got up from the couch, I managed to corral a solid fart into my hand and Ninja Vanish Darla, escaping before she realized what had hit her.
av the macstablishment 5 juli 2011
When an individual flatulates in public and promptly flees the area prior to acknologement of the foul odor.
I had beer farts this morning at work, had to pull the ol' ninja vanish.
av MonkeyHustler 18 mars 2007

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