European: You are truly a fucking idiot, Mercedes and BMW rule the world.
American: I know, but since I am a lazy motherfucker I do not know these things, and I am too blind to see the truth.
Japanese cars have the almost the same long lasting qualities, but not the saftey and solid-ness.
American cars just blow.
Adam: How are you at the gym, if you were in a car accident earlier today?
Evan: Because I was driving a Mercedes-Benz.
Adam: Wow, what kind of car was the other guy driving?
Evan: A Chevy Cavalier. Hes in intensive care at the hospital right now, he should be alright.
Adam: Its a good thing you spend a few extra bucks for a Mercedes, not only is it sexy looking, its also the safest mass-produced car on the market.
Evan: Yeah, im going to buy a new one tomorrow.
Mercedes have become somewhat of a status symbol. They are often wrongly associated with wealth, but anyone who loves great automobiles can own one, regardless of their social status.
There has been a longtime debate on whether BMWs are better than Mercedes, but the truly knowledgeable automobile enthusiast knows Mercedes are the BEST.
Luckily Mercedes Benz has started making great cars again. Since 2007, the quality of their cars have drastically improved
My W124 has never has ANY problems. It is still tight as a drum and runs like it is brand new after 18 hard years and 157,000 miles on the clock