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She is always really pretty on the outside, but once you get to know her she is as ugly as a pig that has undergone plastic surgery on the inside. If you like a Melissa than good luck to you. She is the kind of person that you can be best friends with, but then when a better offer comes up she can turn on you in an instant. As bitchy as a Melissa seems she is very sensitive and a bit overly dramatic and cries sometimes when not needed just because she may be an attention seeker. If you are friends with one then that Melissa has found a true friend who will probably stick with her through anything.
Guy: "Wow man I found this smokin' hot girl the other day"
Guy's friend: "Whats her name?"
Guy: "Melissa"
Guy's friend: "Yeah well good luck with that bitch"
av pigsundergoneplasticsurgery 23 oktober 2013
 
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Overachiever, split ends, wears the same clothes every day. Obnoxious, and rude. Thinks she is better than everyone else and feels the need to hit on your man. I give her props for not switching schools when everyone found out about what she did to her ex-boyfriend.
Lexi: Really, Melissa? Stop hitting on my man.

Mariah: Melissa, you seriously need to stop trying so hard, no man will ever love you.

Alex: Dude, why'd you break up with Melissa? She's so good at sports
Josh: Didn't you hear that Melissa took a shit on me when we dated? I was like bye bye!
av hmmthatsmeeeeee 11 december 2011
 
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Someone who constantly talks shit. This person litterally only opens her mouth to talk all kinds of mad rediculous shit...even when she isnt involved in the conversation she will still interject in order to talk shit.
boy- so bro wanna chill or something

random girl (melissa)- FAGGOT

boy- Shut up Melissa no one even likes you
av OHgreat1 4 januari 2012
 
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The kind of girl that lies for attention.

Don't trust this girl, she'll tell you she has cancer and she'll tell you she's pregnant just to get her own way. She's also a complete jealous bitch of anyone who goes near her ex boyfriend. Also the worst follower in the world of dental hygiene. Bitch got clagnuts for teeth, yo.
OMG! Melissa is such a bitch.

Have you seen Melissa's teeth?! Ewwww.

Melissa got CLAGNUTS in her mouth, bro.
av Don'ttrustcuzthehowon'ttrustme 3 december 2011
 
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Someone who is really blunt, but will tell you the truth, no matter what the circumstances. Someone who likes to go shopping, eat a lot, sleep and is kind of promiscuous but doesn't care if anyone calls her a whore. Melissa's are cool, nice, fun, honest,kinda whorish and a non conformist.
Guy#1: Dude! Did you make out with that girl at the party last night?
Guy#2: Hell yeah. She was pretty easy.
Guy#1: What's her name?
Guy#2: Melissa.
Guy#1: Figures.
Guy#2: She's cool though.
av LifesucksbigTyme 13 april 2009
 
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Big nose, sychopathic honey bee!

Melissa is always attracted to guys who are unlike her, and is always acusing people of wrong-doing before asking them if they used her razer.

She can be immensely bi-polar: she can be a real bi-otch about things and can literally become the Incredible Hulk; but other times really nice, gentle and as sweet as honey as her name earns.

Plus, she loves her animals.
melissa's personality??
av m%m%m% 31 juli 2011
 
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a girl who will usually give blow jobs and do alot of kinky stuff

such as suck your dick with food on it. most melissa are bigger girls that are dieing for atention and will fuck you for it
melissa: hey johnny
johnny: ehh
melissa: wanna fuck
johnny: hell yeah
melissa after sex: wanna go out
johnny: what who are you did you drug me
av thatoneguyyoublew 7 juni 2011