An awesome unicorn ninja that may or may not be evil. A megan is too complex for the human mind to understand so a megan does not usually talk a lot. Megans are inhumanly obsessed with fluffy hair, afros, potatoes, poking bellybuttons, squishing noses, and biting fingers.
"That girl scares me." "Yeah, she's a Megan. Some people say she's the most invincible unicorn there is, a ninja unicorn disguised as a human." "Yikes." ••• "Hey, how are you friends with that Megan ninja girl?" "Ninjas are awesome. Plus, she's a unicorn too. She is the best friend I could ever have, I'm so lucky to be her friend."
#ninja #unicorn #fluffy #meghan #awesome #potato #afro
a bitch
Megan is a bitch
#bitch #whore #cunt #lover #soulmate
av cockmeatmcfatty 13 mars 2015
the easiest whore you'll be able to spread her legs. a total bitch to people around her with the worst smile.
that Megan sure sucked his dick fast into dating
#megan #whore #easy #bitch #cocksucker
av meganisugly 6 september 2013
She is the biggest hoe in all of high school. She'll take it up the butt for a doller and spread her legs for the world to see. She is known to squirt during math class and is always followed by puddles because of her squirting fetish. Guys know her as whoremoyle and girls know her as the squirt champion of the world. People try to avoid her as much as possible but when she needs her fill she will get filled. SQUIRT CHAMP
#megan #whore #hoe #bitch #bff
av Mr. Uniball 14 december 2011
One word; CRAP. If you wanted to use some more words you could say, CRAP IN A CAN or CRAP, MY DOG JUST SHITTED ON MY FACE.
Megan, it smells like bootay sweat.
#crap #shit #poop #blood #brown #fuck
av Lilyab Crabbitt 28 maj 2011
Sometimes dosent know when to shut up and can be a whore who will act all inocent but her inner skank will show
A megan is skanky, and a whore and will never know how to be real
##skanky ##whore ##willdoanythingfordick ##loosepussy ##bitch
av Megan... 23 november 2014
Slang term for psilocybin mushrooms.
I had the best trip of my life last night after i took some megans.
#magic mushrooms #shrooms #megan #psilocybin #trip
av Mushroom eater 6 december 2011
Megan is a bitch and she's wayyy too loud, she needs to calm the fuck down. She fucks every guy in town and everyone knows her as the whore with the big ass. She's also very dumb and uses no common sense.
Did you hear about the new guy Megan fucked last night?
Megan's such a bitch!!
#megan #booty #friends #mean #slut
av lissafrank 2 januari 2015
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