Top Definition
1. A pleated pants wearing bumbling idiot that is completely ignorant to religion and finance.

2. A man who blames his parenting inadequacies on his friends.

3. One who spends months at sea at a time with a bunch of sweaty, single sailors.
Machala: "I just lost 100,000 dollars in a year...whatever shall I do?"

Chumley: "uh, gee machala, perhaps you should turn to the lord for the answer..."

Machala: "Why are you giving me advice about religion. You don't even go to church and that makes you an atheist. Why don't you go get paddled to try to fit in!"
av Chumley the great 23 augusti 2007
The best city in Ecuador. Known as la capital bananera del Mundo(the banana capital of the world). Just 45 minutes north from Peru. Plenty of beautiful women and well cultured people. Men in machala are known to be players and have lots of guevas
Guayaquileno: Oh shit! You're from machala?
machaleno: yeah
Guayaquileno: no wonder you get all the girls bro! I wish I was from machala!
av Bananero county 30 juli 2015

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