Top Definition
MMS
Multimedia Messaging Service. A Form of multimedia message sent via a mobile ie. images, text, audio clips and ultimately, video clips to another mobile service
Hey man, MMS you're girlfriend's pic to me.
av Rick James 10 maj 2005
9 more definitions
mms
make me smile;
usually written as 'u mms', meaning 'you make me smile', and may be used by people who get tired of the overused 'lol'
dude:"i don't need sex...school fucks me everyday..."
other dude:"rofl!"
the girlfriend:"u mms"
av jolee 24 mars 2008
MMS
It stands for makes me smile. Lol is getting boring. Use this and make it global!! Lol is okay but Mms is so much cooler.
-Brb im gana go pee.
-mms thanks for telling me.

-Hey Jacqueline. Shit I just shit myself.
-mms!!!
av Jacqueline Sarro 13 maj 2009
MMS
Massive Meat Shadow. When a guy wears running shorts and his package is defined enough to cast a shadow.
In phys-ed Jason had MMS because his shorts were too tight
av scheide71 26 januari 2009
MMS
Mobile Molestation Station, aka "creepy van". Typically a full size van, extra points for murals painted on the side, or the '70s bubble window and/or curtains
Have you seen the new neighbors? The guy drives an MMS and looks pretty creepy, don't let the kids out of your sight!
av Tex-Rob 17 september 2009
MMS
Moldy Muff Syndrome
When a man is able to detect the presence of a woman before she is seen. Due to her nasty twat which often looks like a bulldog eating mayonaise, but not mayonaise like Hellman's more like mayonaise that you left on the picnic table in the sun for two days in July. Side-effects include upset stomach, vomitting, diarrhea, burning eyes, and the tendency to stab yourself in the face with a spork.
"Mid You got MMS"
"What's that?"
"Moldy Muff Syndrome."
av Kenaickey 4 februari 2010
MMS
An acronym for "massive mammary syndrome."
When a girl has very large boobs, making it difficult for males to keep their eyes above a female's neck. one very prominent symptom of massive mammary syndrome is the significant number of "cat calls" one might receive on a daily basis.

Also used as an excuse for why clothing never fits busty chicks correctly. The cause of bathing suit/bra frustration, and accidental flashing.
-"did that creepy man just honk at you?"
-"yahh, that's typical... i suffer from MMS"

-"yo, you're left boob is hanging out of your bikini top, and you have a significant amount of under-boob going on..."
-"oh, that's just a symptom of my "MMS." don't worry about it.
av themostgoofy 22 maj 2009

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