The name of a person that is, and always will be, a vexatious prick.
The way this totally random stranger interjected into our conversation makes him seem like such a Kyle.
av Joe Blow McSlow 28 december 2013

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt
Kyle's are "men" near their 30's trapped in a world of teenage angst. They possess the features of Hercules but are too malnourished to show off their charm, therefore looking like a bobble head that you'd want to get intimate with. They are almost always broke, making their brothers take him on a date. Their diet consists of cigarettes and coffee and if they're lucky a one dollar beer. They are so poor, it makes all girls cry cause there aren't enough activities that will make the relationship last. Due to their lack of muscle and inability to gain some, they often surrender to their girlfriends and get beat up. Overall, Kyle's are very attractive but too weak to show the man that that is hidden deep under their skin.
Friend #1: Hey, how did last night go?
Friend #2: Horrible, I felt like a hippo cause his skinny little legs almost collapsed on me. He's a good kisser but I slapped him cause of his poor performance. He flung to the wall! Such a Kyle, hot but in reality not.
av angel94 7 december 2013

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt
a dick loving ass who loves to cheat on as many women as possible and still gets chicks
why did Kyle cheat on Carly j.
av deathpunk001 23 februari 2015

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt
A tall, dark, and handsome pedophile that lives in an isolated town with his other pedophillic pals. Kyle is a dope ass bitch who don't take no shit from nobody. Kyle works for a party rental company and steals ice from fire departments. Kyle rocks black asics and sexy cargo shorts. Kyle wears an opening day yankees shirt, but he has never been to a game. His brother not only looks like a monkey, but he also performs anal on their offspring. Kyle has beautiful blue eyes and small pectorals. Everyone wants to be like him.
Woah did you see that awesome guy? He must be named Kyle.
av kylehottie3245pedobear 21 juli 2013

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt
Getting ready to sex up your girl by putting your hands on her ass and letting her take out a knife and slowly chop off your penis while you scream in satisfaction. After this first step you cut your still warm dick in half and run outside ass-naked with the half dick in your mouth until someone calls the swat and they come and taze you until you can feel the electricity travel through your chewed up cut in half dick. They seize your partner and have to put her down to remove the dick. Plan ahead to perform the kyle so you know not to shave so the cops have to touch your blanket like legs.
Prisoner 1: "How did you get the slammer?"
Prisoner 2: "I hard-core Kyled with my girlfriend"
av i really shouldn't 26 oktober 2013

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt
a sexy beast who has many talents including sex, skating, jibbing, snowboarding, throwin shit down, kicking ass, getting girls to love him, have a black mans body but be white, and speaking different languages. Also has a tendancy to be a smooth talker and get lots of pussy and tits. Can be a scale of hotness.
Girl: Wow that guys really hot.
Friend: Ya he's a Kyle for sure.
Girl: We should fuck him they have huge dicks!
av $teez wit eaze 7 november 2011

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt
Kyle is the dumbest person alive
Kyle is the dumbest person alive
av me5995 27 september 2013

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt
Gratis daglig E-post

Skriv in din E-post adress nedan för att få vårt gratis Urban ord för dagen varje morgon!

E-posten är sänd från daily@urbandictionary.com. Vi kommer aldrig spamma dig.

×