(noun, adj, and verb) the art of messing up and getting away with it
Dude, you got with Lauren last night?

KOBE!
av kobe!!!!!! 6 april 2010
The act of an individual who thinks they're Kobe Bryant, while under the influence of Marijuana.
Watch this 3, KOBE!
av wesniffmedicine 5 januari 2010
When you choke in clutch time. Missed over 70 game winners in his career. Over rated. Shooting an airball
Did you see last nights game ? Fisher shot a 3 to tie the game but pulled a KOBE and air balled it.
av La Legend 3 februari 2010
Kobe Bryant:
1.a)Failed
b)No Playoffs
c)Selfish
d)Overrated
e)Not a Leader
f)A Fluke
g)Too Young
h)Uncoachable
i)Played Out
j)Tired
k)No Focus
l)Burnt
m)Outcast
n)Past His Priime
o)Ball Hog
p)Garbage
q)Cold
r)Mental
s)Stubborn
t)Peaked
u)Prima Donna
v)Big Ego
w)A Baby
x)Not a Team Player
y)It's Over
z)No More Rings

2. A type of steak.
1. Kobe has caused the Big Aristotle and Phil Jackson to both leave.

2. I burned Kobe at the basketball game.
av .PHunKk 30 augusti 2005
1. (v.) To rape someone.
2. (adj.) Piece of shit who sniffs butt pirate Rick Fox's gay asshole.
Man, I toally Kobied that bitch.
av fucklakers 31 maj 2004
To pull a Kobe means to abandon sex with your attractive minority wife to sleep with a white woman who is ONLY sleeping with you because you have money.
Urban Woman: "Gurl, forget him, he's pullin a KOBE!"

Urban Man: "Naw, I'm not going KOBE, I'm fine at this Urban Club."

White Woman: "Becky, the Lakers are playin tonight, lets get tickets, maybe we can pull a KOBE!"
av Lollypop4u 3 maj 2007
A black guy who is dating a white girl.
Taye Diggs walks down the street with his white wife. You would scream out KOBE ! ! !
av Kennon G. 14 september 2005

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