When you cum without touching yourself...
Guy1: Dude that girl was so fucking hot, I Joshed all over myself.

Guy2: I know! Same here man!

Girl overhearing convo: EWWW
av TheNoTouchyCummer 12 oktober 2009
Verb: the act of whispering and or yelling penis at complete strangers at random times then often followed by running and strange giggling.
man: the world sure is a strange place isn't kid. but don't worry i...(whisper) penis, penis, penis, penis.
Kid: :0
man: tehehehe (runs away)
kid: i can't believe i just got joshed
av SoAn14 7 december 2010
Screwed beyond fixing. A word that describes how screwed a person is.
Wow...fuck your life. You're so joshed <shakes head in disapproval>
av $e9a 7 april 2009
To be stared at by a ginger. Usually in a creepy way
Grant got joshed in class today

"Daniel joshed my little sister"
av Jackhammer300 15 april 2014
Verb

When another person starts talking about their last partner while getting intimate.
Oh snap, you got joshed bro!
av ArchosDome 5 oktober 2010
The act of befriending a male in order to establish a relationship with a friend or acquaintance he has contact with.
"I've been Joshed! It turns out that the new girl Kathy was friendly to me, just to get to my friend Kosta."

“I’m sorry Mark that I kept my relationship with your friend Spiro a secret, we wanted to wait and see if the relationship became serious before we told you. I just don’t want you to feel that you were Joshed.”
av P&B 2 februari 2007
i.e. "high." when you have smoked too much weed and therefore are Joshed.
"im so Joshed right now." "let's go get Joshed"
av au9hbfua9dh 8 januari 2008

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