JoE or two names put together Joe and Eduardo, the most awesome people in the world, they can fly, ride a fish up into space, walk on walls, and skydive without leaving the ground, and can aslo have a orgasm without having any sexual things.
omg were soo cool like JoE
av JoE ;) 5 augusti 2010
The security guard in every stealth game whom by murdering triggers every security guard to converge to your location.
Guard A: "Hey man, it's Joe's birthday!"
Guard B: "Really?"
Guard A: "Let's surprise him! All units converge to Joe's position."

All Units: "Hey Joe!"
*They discover you holding Joe's dead body with a knife stuck to the back of his neck*
All Units: ">:("

Mission Failed. No Optic Camo for you.
av Xekiel 3 mars 2010
a sexy blonde haired blue eyed guy who treats girls with respect and is an amazing kisser , hes the most beautiful man on earth!
girl1: hey, look at that new kid walking down the hallway, hes sexy!

girl2: oh, he must be a joe
av greeeeen 16 september 2009
A Person Who is Kind, Amazing, Full of Love. He may have multicoloured Pee and is Going out with the oreo Kid.
Woow Joe Is Really Awesome
I Know i love him.
av heheYouKnowWhoItIs 15 maj 2009
A guy named Joe is guaranteed to have a fucking huge cock. 'Nuff said.
"You see Joe there? He has a ginormous dong"
av Totally Not Joe 1 oktober 2012
"joe" is the codename one uses when talking about pot in front of your parents, teachers, etc...
**Your cell rings in front of your mom, you answer.

YOU: "Hello?"
FRIEND: "Whatchu finna do tonight, fool?"
YOU: "I don't know, I heard Joe rented (insert movie/game here) so I'm thinking about hanging out with Joe."
FRIEND: "Oh fuck yea! I've been wishing for a blunt all day! Let's get fucking high!!
YOU: "Yea, I'm sure Joe won't mind if you come over. I'll just meet you at yr pad and we'll go from there"
FRIEND: "word."

***Mom doesn't suspect a thing.
av bns.life 7 juni 2011
A bald white guy at the foundry
Has anybody seen Joe, where's Joe
av yungbasedmarco 14 september 2014

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