The hanging dried up remains of semen resembling an icicle.
Jizzcicles are often found in public toilets, gloryholes, and stuck to the bottom side of a computer desk.
"Do you think he watches porn on this computer? Is that there a jizzcicle under the desk?" (Reference to teenage brother)
"That phonebooth was disgusting! There was jizzcicles on the handset!"
#crust #semen #crusty semen #jizz #scuz
av Steven J Miller 9 april 2007
Top Definition
When you ejaculate into a icecube tray, stick a popsicle stick in the middle, and put it in the freezer. Wait a few hours and pull it out of the icecube tray. You will have a grade A jizzcicle.
I am selling jizzcicles this summer for cash.
#jizzum #jizz #popsicle #seamen #cum
av darkstormed 21 januari 2006
A jizzcicle is a frozen semen treat with a stick in it.
It's a jizzcicle," said Henry, licking the spunk off his moist bee stung lips. "Want a taste?
#spooge #spunk #jizz #man chowder #treat
av scodder 5 augusti 2010
Jizz that hangs in an icicle form from someone's ceiling/face following a rather biblical unloading of man fat.

Can be turned into a sex game for the sporting among you.
Example 1:
'Hey man nice room....Err, what's with the Jizz-cicles?'
'Oh that. I just found out I've got an extra month until my dissertation is due in'
'Nice'

Example 2:
'Hey man I've been eating syrup today. I bet I can get a 5cm Jizz-cicle hanging from her face tonight'

Example 3:
'Hey did you just see Rihanna leave that toilet with Chris Brown?'
'Yeah. Too bad those Jizz-cicles can't hide her fat lip. Ha ha ha'

(The first two examples were more than enough. I just wanted to cuss-out Rihanna)
#jizz #cuss #sex #blow job #rihanna #sex acts #sex moves #icicle
av my hairy man patch 11 februari 2013
When a guy jizzes in a container and freezes it into popsicle form. Then the chick uses it as a dildo
i just used a jizzcicle it felt amazing!
#jizzcicle #dildo #jizz #penis #vagina
av yellowducksaresexy 26 augusti 2011
When you ejaculate in very cold conditions (below 0) and your jizz freezes at the end of your penis creating the effect of an icicle made of jizz
My bitch sucked my cock in cold waether so i got a jizzcicle
av Da Bombaboon 14 januari 2004
When it is so cold outside, that when you ejaculate, the semen freezes mid cumshot, forming a jizzcicle on the tip of your dick.
Dude! Last night it was so cold I swear to jizzus I almost got a jizzcicle!
av Anal Popo 9 januari 2016
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