To fight someone IN COURT.
I beat that boys ass!

Yeah, but now he's gonna throw some Jew Jitsu on you!
#hebrews #jew dough #jew egg #jew eat #yahwist
av Mike Comanche 4 mars 2009
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Ancient martial art Created by Mortichai Weinstein in the ages of Jesus. Ninjews practice this to this day, which is an art form of Grace, coveting, and throwing Ninja Stars-of-David
Man, that Ninjew really kicked their asses. He must study onder the Hebrew Guru.
av The BIG Nasty 11 mars 2005
The kung fu art practiced by those of jewish decent. Typically it involves throwing stars of david.
Hey Barry Goldstein is a black belt in jewjitsu, don't mess with him.
#jew #karate #ninja #fighting #awesome
av dannyfisch 19 november 2007
A jewish martial art.
A thug tried to steal the jewish mans jew gold but ended getting knocked the fuck out by the heebs jew jitsu moves.
#jew jitsu #martial arts #karate #kung fu #art of fighting #mma
av jew jitsu master 30 mars 2010
A jew that knows Jujitsu.
He could kick yo ass jew jitsu style!
#kick ass #catholic whippin' #jewdo #jujitso #buddhist ass whoppin'
av Rolle42 18 april 2008
The martial art of avoiding debt
Floyd owes everyone money, but he avoids the topic and make no intention of ever paying anyone back. He must be a 5th degree black belt in the art of Jew-Jitsu
#cheap #jew #floyd #debt #dirty mcgee #steinski
av contactedmundhere 10 april 2015
1) The art of combat in which the victor takes any money or belongings from his or her opponent. If there is a tie, the two Jews must fight over a penny... Hence, the invention of copper wire.
JEW: Thanks for the gold, pussy.

VICTIM: Goddamnit I fucking hate these fucking Jews and their JewJitsu bullshit...
#jew #jews #jewjitsu #jewjitzu #jitsu #jew-jitsu #fuck #gold #steal #combat #jiujitsu
av Maijala 2 juni 2011
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